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This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I’m never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn’t make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn’t use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.
sorry but literally its still SO SO SO fucking funny and iconic to me that this guy gets separated from everyone for the WHOLE SEASON all bc he refused to run when a freakshow gunman is spraying them w anti tank riflefire. like. that is commitment to the fucking bit. i respect him so much for going “i could easily die but its less devastating than ruining my cool guy image. goodbye”
sORRY I cannot stop thinking about Jupe and Em in the scene about the fucking horse decoy. Jupe pulls up and already knows that the decoy is his, Emerald knows he knows that she stole it. This scene is literally two high charisma characters both rolling nat 1′s and standing looking at eachother all stupid. It’s SO AWKWARD AND FUNNY because despite the fact that everyone knows that the decoy is stolen he just!!! leaves it! he chickens out and changes the subject to the star lasso experience. what a gem, what a scene, I want this scene burned into my brain.
